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relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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(via eat-healthy-train-hard)


2 days ago // 178,728 notes

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via alt-j)


3 days ago // 233,584 notes
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account
so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself
juniorgotmepregnant:

Can I get this in a men’s medium?
damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this